Must play Warcraft. No, sleep. Ugh, went to bed at 2. Warcraft. Sleep. Sleep. Warcraft.
Hey, listen. Last night you had THREE quests that were marked "Completed". All you have to do is take a short walk to some nearby towns, collect your rewards.
Easy experience, man.
OKAY! A little bit of Warcraft. And then, quit. Get ready for work early.
Let's see, here's your classic "travelling salesman" puzzle. What's the quickest way for me to hit these three zones, get my rewards, and quit?
Zone #1. Easy experience. Thank you.
Hey, I just remembered I got THREE new spells last night. I'd better see how well they work. Die, monster! Hey, that was fun. You die too!
Zone #2. Whoops! I left my quest items in the bank. Oh well, I have a delivery to make near the bank.
Hit bank. Make delivery.
NO, DON'T GIVE ME ANOTHER QUEST, YOU JERK!
I shouldn't take this quest. I should just decline and ignore him. Hmmm, but then I might forget that this guy offered a quest and I won't be able to do it later. Better take it.
Gee, that looks easy. I could do that quest real quick...
Oh look, I have four bolts of cloth. I wonder if I qualify to learn any new tailoring recipes. Guard, where's the tailor?
Oh yeah, new robes. Stylin'.
Okay, I need to collect on this last quest in town and that's IT. I'm logging off.
Don't give me another quest. Don't give me another quest.
Damn, he did.
It's just another delivery. All I need to do is take a short walk...
Okay, I'm walking. Walking. Straight to the delivery point.
You know, if I veered off the road just a little bit, I could fill in my map and get a quick exploration bonus.
Okay, back on the path. This guy on the roadside wants me to take another quest. Fine. Oh, not you too?!? Okay, I'll take yours. And yours. What the hell.
Okay I've arrived. Here you go. Oh goody, I'm right near the gryphon master. I can fly back to my home town.
Hey, I have a quick quest here too.
Uh oh, the kid's awake. What time is it?
I have 30 minutes to get ready and I haven't showered.
DO. NOT. BUY. THIS. GAME.
You know you want to.